tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post193402267153618178..comments2023-10-24T07:53:53.130-07:00Comments on Dating Is Weird: Modern Girl's Guide to Being DumpedS.G.Loughlinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05848043332676380294noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-63418545204632062382010-05-11T13:59:02.824-07:002010-05-11T13:59:02.824-07:00I hacked my ex's facebook account and updated ...I hacked my ex's facebook account and updated his status to: xxxxx xxxxx has been cheating on his girlfriend.<br /><br />He didn't spot it for a good few hours and as he doesn't often use FB I have no doubt someone had to give him the good news. Probably his new squeeze.<br /><br />I also changed the locks. It made me feel better.hackneygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11924035528186858328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-60009810337380658742009-07-16T13:17:03.103-07:002009-07-16T13:17:03.103-07:00I, uh, wish I had an awesome Innanet pseudonym lik...I, uh, wish I had an awesome Innanet pseudonym like . . . Hot Alpha Woman.<br /><br />Blurgh. It creeped me out even to type that.plumpdumplinghttp://www.unapologeticallymundane.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-44768635043824150082009-07-13T00:58:38.190-07:002009-07-13T00:58:38.190-07:00I hear taking a secret lover helps?I hear taking a secret lover helps?Dating Is Weirdhttp://www.datingisweird.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-85824371088421007142009-07-09T15:38:36.954-07:002009-07-09T15:38:36.954-07:00Xanax.Xanax.Evehttp://www.freeadviceforwomen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-42151468753805781852009-07-08T10:58:42.054-07:002009-07-08T10:58:42.054-07:00re: the jewelry, if it's an engagement ring, t...re: the jewelry, if it's an engagement ring, the dumpee gets to keep it (legally). <br /><br />SM, you forgot one of my favorite actions after being dumped (not that i've ever been dumped, obviously), and that's setting the dumper's hair on fire.<br /><br />if he's bald, his house will do.itinerantwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11819605375231228572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-27097507502867158442009-07-07T11:25:22.243-07:002009-07-07T11:25:22.243-07:00Jewelry? I haven't had a b.f. give me jewelry ...Jewelry? I haven't had a b.f. give me jewelry in ages. I'd say sell that shit.Serial Monogamisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06240343915323669214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-43390380091031747112009-07-07T11:16:54.039-07:002009-07-07T11:16:54.039-07:00What do you do with jewelry? It depends on the guy...What do you do with jewelry? It depends on the guy it was from but usually I can't wear it and won't ever want to. And it's kinda lame to give it back. Unless they want it. But what guy has asked for anything less than and engagement ring back?Samanthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01039200211302244111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-2488327968341084212009-07-07T05:33:18.878-07:002009-07-07T05:33:18.878-07:00I loved this post. Not only was it informative but...I loved this post. Not only was it informative but it was hilarious!!<br /><br />I love this quote " Rebound. Rebound early, rebound hard, rebound often".<br /><br />heheehe had me in tears - I even tweeted about it!!<br /><br />These are all pretty much the core steps one needs to take in order to get over a breakup!!<br /><br />Right on =)<br /><br />Hot Alpha Female<br />The Only Woman You Should Take Dating Advice From<br /><br />Latest Post: <a href="http://www.hotalphafemale.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">I like Him ... Now what?!</a>Hot Alpha Femalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09411164327527566960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-48440093954077825732009-07-06T19:24:40.015-07:002009-07-06T19:24:40.015-07:00delete him from your facebook, its so hard not to ...delete him from your facebook, its so hard not to spy on him and see what he is up to...DELETE! delete him from your phone, your facebook, your email, and your life!! hooray single life!Sarahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-38529554827780927822009-07-06T09:55:58.846-07:002009-07-06T09:55:58.846-07:00"Don't go on the internet for 14 days aft..."Don't go on the internet for 14 days after breaking up.<br /><br />No. Don't. No bullshit excuses. Business and personal are separate. Stay offline."<br /><br />The internet is business?Serial Monogamisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06240343915323669214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-85682375599918256242009-07-06T00:21:00.687-07:002009-07-06T00:21:00.687-07:00I also like to re-hash the now ex's negatives ...I also like to re-hash the now ex's negatives (e.g. teenie weenie, self-absorbed, godawful morning farts, brokeass, etc). Write it out if necessary, as many times as needed. My most recent ex was not in a band at the time, but I did manage to bang 3 of his fire-fighting crewmates (one for each year of our now-deceased relationship) and 2 of his childhood friends in the next few months-- slutty, awesome, and empowering all at once. Also, if it was a particularly wicked break-up (and definitely final--this could backfire if you actually think getting back together is a viable option), burning mementos and old jeans of his can be great. In the "returning-stuff-department," I stuck some old naughty polaroids that I knew he favored into some of his books (cd's or albums could work, too)- either he would come across them and have some break-up regrets, or (hopefully) the next unfortunate to date him would. If all else fails, buy some cheap dishes and/or glassware from a thriftstore, and go break some shit-- pretty effing satisfying. Those shiny Xmas ball ornaments make a super satisfying *pop*, too.kittycalhounhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09137210115590575913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-88735490485823029872009-07-05T23:22:32.946-07:002009-07-05T23:22:32.946-07:00Don't go on the internet for 14 days after bre...Don't go on the internet for 14 days after breaking up.<br /><br />No. Don't. No bullshit excuses. Business and personal are separate. Stay offline.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com