tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post7041473683632626475..comments2023-10-24T07:53:53.130-07:00Comments on Dating Is Weird: Attack of the Phantom PeeingS.G.Loughlinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05848043332676380294noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-12332040594344672022009-08-14T01:43:55.840-07:002009-08-14T01:43:55.840-07:00I can't believe this happened to someone else....I can't believe this happened to someone else. I was dating a guy, that's a lie, I was sleeping with this guy who got really drunk one night, got out of bed, opened one of my dresser drawers and started peeing, I woke up and was so baffled couldn't do anything. Besides, I was afraid if he turned around quickly it I would get my first golden shower. He crawled back into bed and I jumped up, grabbed the drawer, threw it in the tub, water etc.. grabbed a blanket and slept in the chair. Never invited him for the night again. TAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-73922989611582108672008-08-26T01:46:00.000-07:002008-08-26T01:46:00.000-07:00I was an alcoholic and a Muslim terrorist until ba...I was an alcoholic and a Muslim terrorist until baby Jesus sent two lovely young men to my door who sold me a bible. Fixed me right up! <BR/><BR/>Thanks JC. I owe you one. (PS- You were great last night...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-40991263811206189322008-08-18T14:12:00.000-07:002008-08-18T14:12:00.000-07:00Sweetheart, I don't know if you're an alcoholic or...Sweetheart, I don't know if you're an alcoholic or not, but you sure sound like you know how to have a good time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-84568938363523610322008-08-18T13:41:00.000-07:002008-08-18T13:41:00.000-07:00Anon., I hope you were kidding. Especially because...Anon., I hope you were kidding. Especially because your post included a typo.<BR/><BR/>If we start diagnosing the authors on here ... whew! ... sweetheart, it's going to be a long night.Write up your alleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07884094639483376144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-11026773558558949092008-08-18T12:48:00.000-07:002008-08-18T12:48:00.000-07:00So I'm an alcoholic now, too? You did notice that ...So I'm an alcoholic now, too? You did notice that the one calling you a projecting wack-job is not the writer of the post, correct?<BR/><BR/>But please, Captain Anonymous Expert, tell me, can you diagnose me with something Jesus can fix, or will I need medication?Serial Monogamisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06240343915323669214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-78965237282758553702008-08-18T11:59:00.000-07:002008-08-18T11:59:00.000-07:00Denial and anger, two classic and expected reactio...Denial and anger, two classic and expected reactions. Honey, go get help now, before it's too late. And I don't think Jesus had anything to do with this. But he might be of some help to you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-68898863166341950842008-08-18T11:53:00.000-07:002008-08-18T11:53:00.000-07:00Oh Jesus Christ, is this site already getting craz...Oh Jesus Christ, is this site already getting crazy anonymous comment douches?<BR/><BR/>Guest, I don't think anyone reading this one post has enough information to diagnose you.<BR/><BR/>And I'd rather be an alcoholic than a d-bag. But that's just me.Serial Monogamisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06240343915323669214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3434361004754663779.post-55740572271901466262008-08-17T22:20:00.000-07:002008-08-17T22:20:00.000-07:00Sweetheart, you're an alcoholic. It takes on to kn...Sweetheart, you're an alcoholic. It takes on to know one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com