Friday, January 9, 2009

12 steps

You know you have a problem when you're tidying up your house before a fellow comes over and you spend five minutes carefully shaking out your blankets and sheets, then checking around your nightstand for condom wrappers.

5 comments:

  1. sounds like somebody needs some self-imposed celibacy.

    or Merrymaids.

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  2. It could be worst. Don't let him find any used condoms in the trash.

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  3. Jerry, you're an asshat spamalot bullshitter and you can't spell.

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