It has come to my attention that my action of (farting while you were standing behind me in the office kitchen today) could be seen as (disgusting, offensive, and highly inconsiderate). I want you to understand that I was merely trying to (find a well ventilated space, other than the bathroom which was occupied, where I could stand alone to release a buildup of gas caused by an Italian sausage I had eaten for lunch), though I see now that it may appear that I was (trying to hurt your nose by farting in your presence). Please accept my (most sincere) apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to (check behind me when I fart in a public space). That said, I would very much appreciate it if you (would not try to get even, totally forget this incident, and consider having a drink with me one day after work).
Sincerely, your (co-worker and admirer) Luck be a lady
Additional Notes: I'll probably never eat one of those sausages again. Certainly not at work or any other building where you are breathing.
Dear beautiful co-worker,
ReplyDeleteIt has come to my attention that my action of (farting while you were standing behind me in the office kitchen today) could be seen as (disgusting, offensive, and highly inconsiderate). I want you to understand that I was merely trying to (find a well ventilated space, other than the bathroom which was occupied, where I could stand alone to release a buildup of gas caused by an Italian sausage I had eaten for lunch), though I see now that it may appear that I was (trying to hurt your nose by farting in your presence). Please accept my (most sincere) apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to (check behind me when I fart in a public space). That said, I would very much appreciate it if you (would not try to get even, totally forget this incident, and consider having a drink with me one day after work).
Sincerely, your (co-worker and admirer) Luck be a lady
Additional Notes:
I'll probably never eat one of those sausages again. Certainly not at work or any other building where you are breathing.
Holy shit-I just found this the other day too
ReplyDeleteThank you so much LBAL. I was hoping someone would post one of those.
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