Friday, October 22, 2010

The score is love-love...

We have a guest post from "Strobino" today. HAPPY DATING!

A woman had expressed interest in me on a popular dating site by "winking" at me. I looked at her profile, and saw her pictures and life stories. She seemed cool enough. I didn't see too much in common with her except that she liked playing tennis, but wasn't that great at it, and wanted to play more. That was the same as me.

A few emails later we had set up a tennis date. When we first met we made some small talk before taking the court, and everything seemed to be going well. However, about 15 minutes into the game she hit a shot that was clearly out, but she claimed was in. The dispute was minor at first, but I didn't want to just let it go, and it escalated. Realizing that I was being a little too stubborn for a first date I tried to play it off and give her the benefit of the doubt and said something playfully like "Ok, McEnroe it was in." All hell broke loose.

She ran around the net screaming "You fucking asshole! What the fuck is that supposed to mean!!?." She began hitting me with her racket as hard as she could clearly aiming for my face every time. For about a minute I made every effort to run away and block her blows, but she was a little quicker than me and kept cutting off my escape route. After she cut my hand with one of the swings with her racket (intended for my face) I cocked back and bashed her head with mine with a fair amount of force. She then cried and ran away. Later that night, I sent her an email saying "Just for the record it was out." I still haven't heard about a second date.

29 comments:

Diwali Gifts said...

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Ola said...

Hi, You must have had a nice time lol!!! recieving free punches and bashing up therapy. On a serious note you should have followed your instinct from the word go, most especially when you aknowledged the fact that you had very little in common. I wish you goodluck for the future. Pls advice the lady to visit a counselor, If she comes across Mike Tyson she will not be smilling plus I find this way out of order for a lady to attack a guy for such a flimsy excuse. In my opinion I will say she is a
Guy BASHER!!! Bully

Many Thanks

Ola

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The Relationship Company said...

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Nile said...

Whoa! She really is some kind of a freak. Warn the others about her! LOL

lolA said...

I wanna play !!!

Tobe Hitch said...

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How to Get a Man Now said...

Sounds like the first date from hell!

Sandy said...

That is insane! I've heard a lot of bad/funny/awkward dating stories (and have started a blog you might want to check out) but this story takes the cake!

How to get a boyfriend said...

Well if it was out it was out lol. Not an ideal date though...

Anonymous said...

i enjoy exactly how you receive your level throughout

theguyliner said...

No, no no. No sports or 'active' things on first dates. if you decide you can't stand someone halfway through, you're stuck until you're done. Also, taking the emphasis away from conversation means you're not really getting to know them; they could be a great sports partner but have all the conversational skills of mashed potato.

Syn said...

Pretty funny, but you didn't have to have rub it in even after taking a bashing.

K-Dawg said...

Haha that's awesome!

Emma said...

This an awesome post! It's quite anusual and really good thought about dating! Bravo!

Korinne said...

That was the funniest thing I've ever heard! Still, compared to the date I had recently, I think I would rather have been hit with a tennis racket...hell, a sledgehammer would have been really good, too!

Here's wishing you better luck next time! Don't give up! :D

LoveMySugarDaddy said...

really interesting post. Love reading your dating blog

Golden Years said...

Ya thats weird but cool

Sandra Hopkins said...

LOL. Simply did laugh about your post. I can't imagine dating someone like that. To think that you're not even that close.

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- Daniel

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