Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Ahhhahaha...I may leave awkward messages, but you got fat.



Last night, saw some guy whom I had hung out with twice, kissed once, left what I thought was a sweet message about liking kissing him (apparently he thought it was so weird he saved it to play for our mutual friends so he could make fun of me) leave the bar that I was entering.

He totally doughed out like a freshmen who just discovered beer.

Ha.

Serves you right dickweed.

11 comments:

Serial Monogamist said...

He did?!

Man, what a waste. That guy was SMOKIN.

S.G.Loughlin said...

I think it was him. Sure looked like him and we both did the double take of "do I recognize you from somewhere?"

Dunno. I'm still taking satisfaction.

Serial Monogamist said...

I think he has a girlfriend. So that makes sense. Love makes people fat for sure.

Write up your alley said...

I'd like to think that all people who do mean things get fat.

It's karma's middle finger.

Luck be a lady said...

Fat people are good in bed.

Anonymous said...

Re: "Fat people"

They do keep you warm at night, but isn't there hopefully a bit of athleticism involved in a good romp? I mean, he probably gets winded more easily now.

itinerantwoman said...

not all mean people get fat; some develop male pattern baldness; others (as per ancient text in their individual Karmic Books) acquire warts, blebs and inexplicable chafing. Sarah Palin is a fine example.

just wait and see.

rose said...
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Luck be a lady said...

The BBC reported yesterday that, "Carrying extra fat around your middle dramatically increases your risk of early death."

Fat people fuck like it's their last chance because it actually might be.

Fat people are good in bed.

Misty said...
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Anonymous said...

I've read that in men being overweight often goes hand-in-hand with impotence. The ones that can get it up must be grateful that they're able to do so, and maybe try a little harder...ooh. nice pun, me.