Monday, December 8, 2008

No, you're NOT invited

It's good to get to the point with your ex that when he calls you on your birthday, you pick up, and you're genuinely thankful that he called.

It's not so good when that call comes at 3 p.m., and he's half-soused and suggesting that he might show up at your birthday party.

But it is a good reminder of why he's an ex in the first place, no?

5 comments:

Write up your alley said...

HA!

Sounds like you had some weird issues with unwanted men at your party.

Serial Monogamist said...

Yeah ... I sort of feel bad now. How would I feel if I went to a party and the host said, "Oh, hi. Did I give you my address?"

Not good, that's how. I was trying to be funny!

plumpdumpling said...

Nah, invite him on over! Especially if you look better than you did while you were with him and won't accidentally let him take your clothes off later in the evening.

Serial Monogamist said...

A little tempting, plumpdump, I'll admit it. Especially since a new, cute one was in attendance ...

itinerantwoman said...

he's a cull; that's why he's an ex in the first place. can't be helped.