Friday, December 19, 2008

We Interrupt This Weird Dating Story

Dear Spammers,

Fuck you. If you post a comment on this site with a link back to your crap ass site, it will be deleted. If you post a comment on this site that is irrelevent or off topic, you will be deleted and/or unmercifully made fun of.

Don't do it.

Love,
The Editors

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was taking a train from Morro Bay to Salinas ca. I sat with a beautiful woman named Robin Robin was 60ist She was on her way to Bend Or. to see one of her girls who recently had a baby She was coming from Morro Bay were she was seeing her x husband she had a trailer she was going to sell and maybe visit her other daughter in Hawaii. This woman is someone iI would like to keep in touch with very much. If anybody can figure out who she might be tell her John Friel would love to here from her. I know she might be back to Morro Bay and I would like to see her very much. If anyone can figure out who she might be PLEASE let her know that I would very much like to see her,talk to her again and again.
831=333=6177
John Friel my space frieljohn1@yahoo.com

Thanks and
happy Holidays
John

Serial Monogamist said...

The royal we, you know, the editorial we.

And, um, is this site the new Craigslist "missed connections" page?

S.G.Loughlin said...

I say we all call John.

Serial Monogamist said...

But I don't know that I think John is real. It's kind of like writing someone's phone number on a bathroom stall, isn't it? Posting on the innerwebs?

itinerantwoman said...

i googled john, and he appears to be real. at least, he's really posted the same thing on CL, and his phone # is out of Cali somewhere. i just wonder about this broad who calls herself "Robin Robin".

if anyone contacts lonesome john, pls mention this:

initial caps=time consuming
periods ending sentences=clarifying

S.G.Loughlin said...

seriously itinerant. seriously. good call on the caps and punctuation.

i called him. he exists. it went to his voicemail. didn't leave a message.

dating is really fucking weird.

Sweet Sickness said...

wow... what's really weird is I was laughing my ass off at this post by John. I then realized, the name sounds really damn familiar! But I don't know for sure if I know this John or not, but am not laughing as hysterically as before. Really, people leave their actual phone numbers on the internets like that? I realize this sounded like it had a point, and ended up not having one, but I had to say something!

Miles Long said...

The editor mercilessly makes fun of me anyway...

S.G.Loughlin said...

I do?