Friday, June 5, 2009

The Right Way to Apologize


Luck be a lady said...

Dear beautiful co-worker,

It has come to my attention that my action of (farting while you were standing behind me in the office kitchen today) could be seen as (disgusting, offensive, and highly inconsiderate). I want you to understand that I was merely trying to (find a well ventilated space, other than the bathroom which was occupied, where I could stand alone to release a buildup of gas caused by an Italian sausage I had eaten for lunch), though I see now that it may appear that I was (trying to hurt your nose by farting in your presence). Please accept my (most sincere) apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to (check behind me when I fart in a public space). That said, I would very much appreciate it if you (would not try to get even, totally forget this incident, and consider having a drink with me one day after work).

Sincerely, your (co-worker and admirer) Luck be a lady

Additional Notes:
I'll probably never eat one of those sausages again. Certainly not at work or any other building where you are breathing.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit-I just found this the other day too

Serial Monogamist said...

Thank you so much LBAL. I was hoping someone would post one of those.