Dear old love:I used to fantasize about you dying so that I could be single. I'm so glad I decided to leave you instead of waiting for you to die.
I always wished you were taller. Thanks for going bald.
You gave amazing head. You were crazy and my opposite in too many ways. I miss that about you.
Dear Old Love,Glad you're married but still sending me pics of you naked via skype. Hope the adventure carries into your real life.
Dear old love, Happened across an old photo of you and thought.. How did i miss destroying this one too?
Dear Old Love,I'm not sorry I wrote about you on the internet. What you did was super fucked up.And I hate your new girlfriend, I always will.
What does "DIW" stand for... Its not "DIY" or "DUI"... what is it?
DIW = Dating is weird
Dear old love,Most girls won't put up with you the way I did.
Dear Old Love, I shouldn't have been surprised that you did to me what you did to the girl before me. I took solace in the fact that you got fat while dating the girl you used to screw me over.
Dear old love,I used to think I had a really low sex drive. Now I realize it was just that I wasn't really attracted to you.
Dear Old Love,Honestly, I just want to make out with you some more.
Dear Old Love,I cried about you again today.
dear old love:Every time I smell Old Spice, I think of you.
Dear old love,When I saw that you got fat I still wanted you. Then you told me I should start running more. Thanks.
Dear old love,thx for getting your delusional little self out of my life so i could meet dearest current and future love.
As much as I'd LIKE to tell him something/anything, I don't want him to know that I even think of him anymore, let alone have any feelings toward him, good or bad.Meh.
Dear old love, I'm glad we no longer have a life together but, I'm glad you still do me when I need it.
Dear Old Love:I think I left my Matchbox 20 CD and my dignity at your apartment. Please return.
Dear Old Love: "You bastard. You coward. You shameless, horrible man. I had to clean up the mess you left behind."
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