Thursday, November 19, 2009

1%

A little while ago, a newishly-single, male friend was getting set up on a date with a woman he’d only met once; the setters were a married couple. Just before the date, the setter-husband got just drunk enough to tell my buddy this:

“You know how probably 20 percent of girls will let you put it in their asses, and then only 1 percent of THEM actually like it? I’m telling you, I don’t know why, but I think this girl’s a 1 percenter.”

Personally, I lack the equipment (and inclination) to have a sample set against which to compare this data, but I’m just sayin’ this: Really?

I mean, Really?

13 comments:

Shiny Rod said...

Were these independent or "Gallup" polls? I am rather interested in why the setter thought the girl was a 1%.

Anonymous said...

That's just the percent that ADMITS that they like it ;)

Anonymous said...

It's clear that the Cereal Girl is the 1 percenter in question, but who imparted the story to her - the guy she was set up with, or the setter?
And to what end?

Serial Monogamist said...

Anonypants: You are incorrect about me being this particular 1 percenter. Serial ain't single.

Nice end pun, though.

Anonymous said...

So... he actually wasn't drunk. Just being himself.

And... he had NO IDEA why he thought that. It was wishful thinking, since he's living vicariously through my single self.

Here's my guess:

30% will letcha.
20% like it.

JuJu said...

Most girls may not like "it" in the bum, but that doesn't mean they don't like something there.

Mike Lowrey said...

It will surprise you how many women are into it.

There's no way of telling just by using the force like young drunk Luke Skywalker did LOL!

There's much more than 1%.
The number is def between 20-30%.

Being that he's married and had thoughts on this chick..I'm sure he has a jumpoff.

Anna Marie said...

Hmmm ... I personally don't like it physically, but psychologically it can be enjoyable.

Miss Adventures said...

--what of the percentage of MEN that like it? (Straight men)
just curious.

Anonymous said...

What percentage of straight men like taking it? Like getting pegged? That's probably a small number. What percentage of men like giving it?
I'm guessing 99.99%. They like sticking their weens in anything.

Anonymous said...

it's not fun giving it to a woman who likes it in the ass. it's a dominance thing. like humping dogs. it, in fact, smells like ass pegging a woman in the ass. most, not all, have a nicer place to put things.

all men like a finger or a tongue in the ass. most are insecure about the connotations of strap-ons. or dick.

Anonymous said...

Douche-vance is back?

Who else would admit that they couldn't possibly have fun doing something their partner -- gasp -- enjoys?!

Eat a dick, asshole.

Unapologetically Mundane said...

I'm inclined to think this is a great compliment to the girl.