Friday, January 9, 2009

12 steps

You know you have a problem when you're tidying up your house before a fellow comes over and you spend five minutes carefully shaking out your blankets and sheets, then checking around your nightstand for condom wrappers.

5 comments:

itinerantwoman said...

sounds like somebody needs some self-imposed celibacy.

or Merrymaids.

June said...

The latter's more likely.

LaMo said...

Nice

Jerry said...

It could be worst. Don't let him find any used condoms in the trash.

Serial Monogamist said...

Jerry, you're an asshat spamalot bullshitter and you can't spell.