Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Signs

***Editor's note: Today's guest post is from Peaches. Thanks, Peaches! ***

You’re not sure he’s going to come over tonight, but just in case, you wait to wash off your make-up until just before you go to bed, and then fall asleep with your phone on your bedside table.

You find a shirt of his at your place. It’s dirty and sweaty, and you smell it. The smell is intoxicating.

You avoid meeting other perfectly cute, perfectly single and perfectly available people.

You send an anonymous post to Datingisweird.com, hoping he’ll read it, and leave her.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

yep...been there. Except that last part ;) good luck!!

kittycalhoun said...

Danger Will Robinson! Danger! will he know who's writing this? seriously, tho, a question a girl has got to ask these days

Shiny Rod said...

Oh what a dangerous web we weave. To many single and looking professionals out there. Eh, like me...

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should leave him, Stef. After you ditched all your friends, for some hyper immature dude from craigslist.

f1trey said...

Ive never known suffering in silence to do someones heart alot of good.

Serial Monogamist said...

Stef? So someone does recognize peaches?

Whoa.

Luck be a lady said...

Can I have my shirt back?

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