Sunday, August 30, 2009

Snuggiesutra

There's a chance you haven't heard of the abomination that is the Snuggie (I think half the haters out there secretly want one):



And just for fun, and your edification, we'll include the popular parody video, too:



Well thank the lord for the internet. Because some genius has created a new Web site, the Snuggiesutra. Because I just KNOW you were fresh out of ideas on how to integrate the Snuggie into your love life.

Here's one position called The Tablecloth:



"She lies on the table. He wears the Snuggie on his front while the bottom end covers her. It’s just not a holiday without stuffing."

7 comments:

plumpdumpling said...

Have you seen that they're now offering designer Snuggies in leopard and zebra prints? Imagine the extra spice that'll add to The Tablecloth.

Shiny Rod said...

plumpdumpling - leopard prints are for all those cougars out there.

If I'm doing a tablecloth, I don't think the snuggie is going to work unless it's on the table. But of courseI do have a warped sense when it comes to sex.

Anonymous said...

S-Rod, I don't even know what that means. If you're going to try to be crass, get it out there so we know what the eff you're talking about.

Alecia said...

Pretty much awesome. All of it. Hahaha.

Shiny Rod said...

Anonymous - What is that? You don't know what a cougar is or that I was saying that the snuggie doesn't do anything for me. It would only serve to keep said ass prints off the dinner table. Is that what your were looking for? Dong-luh Ma? Or are you wanting a personal experience? Is that crass enough for you? Or maybe you should show me that you can be crass too! Don't keep me waiting, I'm not as patient as you may think. I bore easily of triviality and mind games.

Anonymous said...

Bonjour, Sebast Here, I enjoy this joint I could definitely get stuck here.

Anonymous said...

This is half entertaining. But then once more I am extremely high right now