There's a chance you haven't heard of the abomination that is the Snuggie (I think half the haters out there secretly want one):
And just for fun, and your edification, we'll include the popular parody video, too:
Well thank the lord for the internet. Because some genius has created a new Web site, the Snuggiesutra. Because I just KNOW you were fresh out of ideas on how to integrate the Snuggie into your love life.
Here's one position called The Tablecloth:
"She lies on the table. He wears the Snuggie on his front while the bottom end covers her. It’s just not a holiday without stuffing."