A recent text conversation:
"I'll be home at 7 lover."
"I'm not your lover."
"What?"
"Check your outbox. You sent me a message clearly not intended for me."
"Oh, sorry. Don't know how that happened."
"Douche."
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
More on staying friends with exes
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Always keep those lines of communication open. Never know when you may need quick date.
you must be perfect...enjoy a lonely life......
What the shit are you talking about, Trey?
Probably referring to your snide tone. Tends to be offputting.
Snide tone? How about playful? Poster Boy wasn't offended or put off. I think his exact response was "Turd."
Methinks someone's projecting.
The other week, I got a text from the guy I have a crush on at work (and who I swear has a crush on me) telling me that he had had a great time that night. It was meant for the girl he had just gone on a first date with, which I knew about because he had asked me that day where he should go on his first date with the girl.
I wrote back and told him that yeah, I had really enjoyed my night of watching The Da Vinci Code on TV alone, too. My boyfriend was out of town for the week, though, so I sort of appreciated the attention.
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