Saturday, October 3, 2009

Arm twisting

Last night, I had a newish squeeze over for a movie. I succumbed to a frantic week, and passed out about 20 minutes in. I woke to the credits, and a large hand pinching my thigh.

"Hmf," I said, in my best imitation of myself from Jr. High, "Can't I just sleep here?"

"You can sleep wherever you want," he said. "I'm gonna go get naked and get in your bed."

And that, boys, is how you convince a lady.


Shiny Rod said...

Somehow, I'm not convinced and that's it. I don't want to upset my Anonymous stalker.

Serial Monogamist said...

Well, Roddy, I don't think the fellow was trying to convince YOU. I'd say he hit his target.

Sophie said...

Haha it must have been a good movie?

Shiny Rod said...

Serial - Yes, that was a bold move. Must be nice to be the master and commander of your own destiny. I would have taken door number two and let her sleep. But, if you were trying to get the message across, go for the strong suit. Play bold and take the opportunity.

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