Thursday, October 8, 2009

just to be sure I thought I'd ask

When a young woman tells you to "stop doing that with your toes and get out of my house in fact forget it i'm calling the cops and im telling all our friends what you did and i cant believe you did that i feel sick to my stomach." is there any possible way that she's just playing hard to get? My intuition tells me that she was actually upset, but just to be sure i thought I'd ask.

9 comments:

Serial Monogamist said...

Oh, c'mon, A! Details! Did you dip your toes in the well?

And, um, I don't see that as hard to get speak. I've been wrong before, but I don't think so.

Dating Is Weird said...

I think as long as your toes weren't up her butt, then she's just being a cunt. These are shades of gray though.

Anonymous said...

Playing hard to get, I don't think so. She is done with you buddy. Hopefully you ran like the wind, this chick seems extremly bitchy.

plumpdumpling said...

There's absolutely no way the toes were anywhere but up the butt.

razorbeck said...

Its her body and if you were wiggling your toes in places she didn't ask for then you sir ar a dumb ass.

Just because you have a foot fetish doesn't mean she does

Shiny Rod said...

Sounds more like someone was clipping their toe nails with their teeth. EEEEEWWW! That would be the gross out point for me. So, if that's the fact, toe grooming needs to be done in privacy and WITH the proper equipment. Boy, you folks go south to quick. Anything else if done properly and with clean trimmed toes might be a turn-on. But it is always good to ask before proceding to the task at foot.

Mike Lowrey said...

Lol. Yeah that's bad. You may want to check and see if she took out a restraining order against you.

Rule #5 of Mike's Law says that you have to confirm that the chick is into what you're about to do.

You can't just guess... you have to be like Sherlock Holmes and put clues together. You gotta ask indirect questions to get an idea.

Step yo' game up partner!

Most chicks don't want you to just throw some new shyt in the mix. You gotta ease them into it.

Anonymous said...

Ya, I agree with the above--just make sure to use AstroGlide before you ease them into it"

Miles Long said...

nice work, Alec. hey, at least she isn't running around telling everyone that sex with you is like pushing a marshmallow through a keyhole.