Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Flowchart to Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You


**Funny story over at holytaco.com

Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they're fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off. I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners. Anyway, here's a flowchart to help you determine if your girlfriend is cheating on you:

4 comments:

The Duke of Ted said...

Wish I'd known about the sexy panties thing... could have saved me a little heart ache.

Unapologetically Mundane said...

I don't know why the gay part gets me. Apparently Moulin Rouge hits me in just the right spot.

Anonymous said...

Well thought-out....the kind of step-by-step pathway that most guys need to steer them through the dating process.....that otherwise so baffles them. Fool-proof reference guide for guys.

True Love said...
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