**Editors' Note: Found this little story from across the Atlantic. Holy shit. **
Wayne Fisher looks like your typical early 20-something guy:
Wayne likes to drink, likes to fuck, and enjoys taking some Valium every now and again to cut loose, according to a story in the Daily Mail. His tastes lean toward the pretty, young, attractive girls at the clubs as evidenced by Dominique Fisher, a young lady he went home with:
According to the story, Wayne went home with Dominique after meeting at a club. They had both had a few drinks, Wayne had taken some Valium, and they bumped uglies in the bikini area, as the saying goes.
But when Wayne woke up, something was horribly, horribly wrong. He was covered in blood and found this:
"When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done," Wayne told reporters.
Jesus H. Christ.
Needless to say, Wayne high tailed it out of there and called the police. Dominique was arrested, charged and found guilty of "unlawful wounding." (God I love the British vernacular.) She has yet to be sentenced.
Next time you think of going home with that pretty thing from the bar, think of Wayne.