Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Top Keyword Searches Sending DIW Traffic

As the main editor / webmaster of this funny little blog, I have the immense pleasure of reading the ever growing list of keywords sending Dating Is Weird traffic. As we've grown, so has the ridiculousness of many of the keywords.

Below is just a small selection of some of my favorites:

1. "pee party loughlin"

WTF? Why are 23 people looking for me in relation to a pee party? Fuuuccck that. I think it's actually because a co-worker of mine wanted to spam my keyword log...dude has way too much time on his hands..

2. "she farted in my face"

Apparently this is more of a problem than I realized. Quite a few folks landed on DIW looking for assurance they weren't the only ones with fart breath.

3. "dated that douche"

This just seems to be a more succinct synopsis of this blog.

4. "how to get a guy to talk to you"

That's easy sweetie: don't write for this blog.

5. "call us sluts serial monogamist"

Couldn't really figure out what people were looking for here other than one of our regular contributors Serial Monogamist. Hmm.

6. "had no regard for the feelings of others, i was narcissistic and self-absorbed to the point of psychotic delusion"

Personal favorite here.

7. "astroglide lube burning asshole"

Less buttsex, duh. What I wish I could tell is which post came up as most relevant for this search..

8. "boyfriend unemployed parents basement"

I love how you can glean so much from just four words.

9. "buttass naked"

Hey, who doesn't like nudey time.

10. "condoms pinned to the wall"

Evidently it's not just me that misses c.vance on this blog.

That's all for now. There's plenty more so stay tuned.


Serial Monogamist said...

Oh editor, you have too much fun.

Loves it.

itinerantwoman said...

who the heck is c vance?

plumpdumpling said...

Oh, um, sorry. Pretty much all of these were me.