Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dating is Really Weird



Um. I don't know what to say about this.

10 comments:

Serial Monogamist said...

Love you, too, BeefyBuns McPackage.

[Also, you know that video that's just people's faces as they watch Two Girls One Cup? I think a video, or just a montage of people's faces as they watch the first 5 minutes or so of this video would be EPIC]

Bend Oregon Restaurants said...

Where the fuck does this guy live? Does Loren live in a tree fort somewhere in Nebraska?

"Me Thor, Me write letters with stones and hay. Me love Loren. Me like YouTube."

At 1:23 of the video where Thorgeous is painting the Loren flag, he totally spells an A. The final version of the flag doesn't have an A. How many videos did McBeefcake make? I bet there is a very similar one out there for Allison.

-BORgeous

Elizabeth said...

For BOR:

He is probably a stalker. Loren has changed her name and moved to the backwoods of Kentucky to get away from him. She is now probably a brunette with a new nose.

LaMo said...

That is 8 minutes of my life I will never, EVER get back.
BOR, I noticed that A business, too. Dude needs to edit his videos a bit more carefully.
I think my favorite part was Gigantisaurus's cheesy grin every time the song said "smile."

dreashu said...

My first thought was...if this guy is kidding, than he is a genius... but since he clearly was not...

Wow. That is 7 minutes and 43 seconds I can never get back...I am holding YOU responsible, Susan! Lol.
I hope Loren gets a restraining order, and fast...

Or did anyone consider that maybe HIS name is Loren... from that gratuitously narcissistic display, he is clearly in love with himself...

well then. I am off to wash my bleeding eyes.

"Slightly Disheveled" said...

He's Boor-geous.

Nothing says "love" like 4x4's and fishtailing your pickup at a stop sign. I can't decide it my favorite moment was when he hit the flagpole (how many times did he film himself missing?) or jumping into the hayloft. Someone should tell Hasselhoff that his cheese factor is being challenged.

Anonymous said...

I'm saying Loren did a lot more than just move to Kentucky to get away from this guy. Not that suicide is ALWAYS worth it, but there are times ...

Already Here said...

I don't know, I kind of liked it. The spandex...Mmmm. The flag-pole climb...sexy. Obviously he's not a mechanic, as evidence by his frustrated disrobing following the alleged breakdown of his (possibly compensatory) big truck, but who needs greasy hands? Of course, that's just me. I like the hot blondes with big tits.

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David said...

Looks like he has a great body but I'm sensing stalker potential.