**Editors' Note: Last week a guest submission from "Jane" came in about the first time she saw her boyfriend too drunk. Her boyfriend, Tarzan, responded this week.**
I must admit I was amazed at the response I received by your friends when I (drunkenly, I admit) made my pubic hair preferences public knowledge. Aghast looks, dropped jaws, smirks of derision. Since when did an attraction to a natural and beautiful thatch of luxuriant pubic hair become a sexual deviance? I argue that a sculpted and manipulated bush, or god forbid, a fully shaved one is much more strange and freakish.
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It's all about fashion. Consider today's panties: Those tiny strips of fabric are not meant to contain a bramble of bush.
Maybe, like bell bottoms and high waisted jeans, bigole bush will make a comeback. But I think that means bigole panties will need to come back, as well.
Though there's always commando ... but we all know about the troubles zippers can cause in that case.
No way anyone else is getting down there on me with hot wax unless that is a euphemism for something far more interesting...
How can you shag without shag? I mean really!
As one of the individuals there that night, and the only female in on the discussion at the time ... I must again insist there was no derision in my smile. No smirk. And Tarzan ... you were too drunk to remember anyway.
And I think we all were in 100% agreement that totally bare down there is creepy. And by creepy I mean Lolita, pedophile kind of creepy.
What is this, hate on the shavers day? Shaving can give extra sensation downstairs when it's done well.
I'm glad SOMEBODY finally made a Lolita comment!
I know a girl who couldn't get her bf to go down on her unless she was Brazilian-style. WTF?
-- Alley
I disagree with your argument. Ladies, please sculpt or manipulate or ... whatever. Call it pruning, for all I care. We're not in the jungle anymore, Dorothy.
Since when? I think since about 1975.
And come on, just because your friends laughed at you, does that really mean they thought you were a freak? Expect to be laughed at if you also admit that you love hairy-legged women, long pit hair, or big asses. All legitimate things to be into (hell, be into fart porn if you want), but if you admit it in public, you will be laughed at. You will be smirked at.
In my early 20's before I knew it wasn't effeminate for men to groom, a girl I was dating said "you shouldn't have hair anywhere you want a girl to put her mouth on." Good advice. I think grooming is a must for everyone. I prefer to floss my teeth in the bathroom not in bed.
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