Oh. My. God. My newest time waster:
Sweet jesus. Here's some examples:
(734): Pregnant stripper...not hot.
(843): I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
(516): Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I can't stop reading.