Monday, April 6, 2009

Craigslist Personal - Older and Fat

**Editors' Note: We couldn't make this shit up.**

Reply to: pers-75cz3-1085924688@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-21, 5:01PM PDT

Here you have a 46 yo 300# fat balding man, that has bad teeth, a job that bearly pays the bills and is a paycheck away from being kick out of a rented place to live.. I also have a son, thats still under 18, and hes my little guy that keeps me going.. I would like to find a sugar woman, that would like to be there for me when I am bored.. I love to cook, cuddle and give massages.. and of course have sex, I am not well endowed, but love the forplay, giving and receiving.. I have been looking for a soulmate for ages on many web sites, but once they know what I look like, I never hear from them again. I would love to be a one lady's man, but for right now I want the compainonship of someone.... I get very lonely in my king size bed... I not looking for any Barbie type, but would enjoy one. But thats dreaming, I do love to watch the young ladies that think they are God's gift to man, but I know that they are way out of my reach... If that ever happened I know that I would die in bed...(hopefully a happy man). So here I am just dreaming that someone is out there for me.....

http://bend.craigslist.org/m4w/1085924688.html

6 comments:

dkgoodman said...

Definitely not dating material. He can't spell worth a dam. ;)

Seeker of the 4 S's said...

That just makes me sad for him. Poor dude. I wonder if he will get any sympathy replies?

Miss Yvonne said...

Okay so he's fat, bald, broke and has a tiny penis but hey...he has a king-size bed. Get in line, ladies!

kate sweeten said...

That makes me sad...not sad enough to date him, but sad for him anyway.

Serial Monogamist said...

Here's why you can't find a woman, douchey:

"I not looking for any Barbie type, but would enjoy one. ...... If that ever happened I know that I would die in bed...(hopefully a happy man)."

Hey, you're old and fat and have a teenyween. Your best bet is to develop a genuine attraction to old, fat ladies who don't mind a teenyween. Doi. Get your head our of your ass and stop telling the chubby old girls with rashes that you prefer that they were thin and had giant boobs, and *maybe* you'll stand a chance at love. *maybe*

"Slightly Disheveled" said...

I look around me here in Bend and there really doesn't seem to be a shortage of Dirty Fat Ugly Gals for these Dirty Fat Ugly Men. It must be that the Dirty Fat Ugly Gals don't have the interwebs. I think we need to organize an Interwebs for the Dirty Fat Ugly Gals: IDFUG.