**Editors' Note: We couldn't make this shit up.**
Reply to: pers-75cz3-1085924688@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-21, 5:01PM PDT
Here you have a 46 yo 300# fat balding man, that has bad teeth, a job that bearly pays the bills and is a paycheck away from being kick out of a rented place to live.. I also have a son, thats still under 18, and hes my little guy that keeps me going.. I would like to find a sugar woman, that would like to be there for me when I am bored.. I love to cook, cuddle and give massages.. and of course have sex, I am not well endowed, but love the forplay, giving and receiving.. I have been looking for a soulmate for ages on many web sites, but once they know what I look like, I never hear from them again. I would love to be a one lady's man, but for right now I want the compainonship of someone.... I get very lonely in my king size bed... I not looking for any Barbie type, but would enjoy one. But thats dreaming, I do love to watch the young ladies that think they are God's gift to man, but I know that they are way out of my reach... If that ever happened I know that I would die in bed...(hopefully a happy man). So here I am just dreaming that someone is out there for me.....
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6 comments:
Definitely not dating material. He can't spell worth a dam. ;)
That just makes me sad for him. Poor dude. I wonder if he will get any sympathy replies?
Okay so he's fat, bald, broke and has a tiny penis but hey...he has a king-size bed. Get in line, ladies!
That makes me sad...not sad enough to date him, but sad for him anyway.
Here's why you can't find a woman, douchey:
"I not looking for any Barbie type, but would enjoy one. ...... If that ever happened I know that I would die in bed...(hopefully a happy man)."
Hey, you're old and fat and have a teenyween. Your best bet is to develop a genuine attraction to old, fat ladies who don't mind a teenyween. Doi. Get your head our of your ass and stop telling the chubby old girls with rashes that you prefer that they were thin and had giant boobs, and *maybe* you'll stand a chance at love. *maybe*
I look around me here in Bend and there really doesn't seem to be a shortage of Dirty Fat Ugly Gals for these Dirty Fat Ugly Men. It must be that the Dirty Fat Ugly Gals don't have the interwebs. I think we need to organize an Interwebs for the Dirty Fat Ugly Gals: IDFUG.
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